At last! Someone who can put my thoughts into coherent words.

I kept stopping the playback of CoE and asking my dog (who wisely kept quiet) things like, "Martha doesn't have a mobile phone?" and "What's Luke Smith doing through all this?" and "WTF SHADOW PROCLAMATIION WTF RTD!!!!!!!!!!!!" I guess for their biggest budget show they put in their biggest plotholes.

But for crying out loud! The entire f*cking PLANET rolls over and just takes it from an alien who can't even breathe our atmosphere? And Ianto, sans the hazmat equipment I refuse to believe he didn't rustle up, shooting at the f*cking glass containing the deadly poisonous gas? No wai! And especially when you consider that releasing that gas would kill at least everyone on that floor if not on that block.

OOC BIG F*CKNG TIME!

Phew! I feel better. I enjoyed CoE but it wasn't Torchwood to me. It was some doomsday movie, like "Outbreak" or the like.

And on that note I think I'm off to pen (keyboard?) something to fixit entirely. And I mean from where the hell was Sarah Jane on down.

(I mean, really. Jack needs a kid. He can't get Stephen and he doesn't think about Ianto's sister's kids. But it never occured to him to call Sarah Jane and say, "The government is trying to kill us, can you help? Is your son okay?") (I'll stop now. Brain won't let it go but I'll stop typing.)